Slate in disguise

   20 Jan 2015

Emergency Alert.


There are pieces of slate out there and no one has a clue as to their identity.  They are so well disguised.  If you have any doubt, contact the authorities.  We know how to deal with these rogues.  Don't be fooled by their beauty!! And whatever you do don't look at them too long or they will win you over.  Here is an example of one such villain.  See how it has donned these wonderful colours so as to fool you.  And the markings that it has taken on would entice anyone to delve further into its make up.  BUT DON'T.  JUST STAY AWAY.  CALL THE AUTHORITIES. DON'T BE FOOLED.  These fowl entities are nothing more than dirty old slate from the roofs of some house or other, simply not worthy to be made into a piece of jewellery.  The conceitedness of them!!  The absolute cheek!!!